I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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