What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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