my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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