I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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