I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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