how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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