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Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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