we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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