put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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