so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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