Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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