I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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