false alarm. still invincible.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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