The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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