I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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