the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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