So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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