oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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