She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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