But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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