Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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