Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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