i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
