doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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