11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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