I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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