It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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