fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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