i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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