hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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