how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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