similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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