just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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