Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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