i may or may not be watching the land before time
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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