i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
