I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I will pee on everything he values.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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