weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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