i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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