They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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