I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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