do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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