im gay
i know
yea but for you.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
