matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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