Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
