god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
We're facebook friends in real life
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just cut my nipple shaving
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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