do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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