Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize