): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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