I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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