Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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