I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
did i walk over a car last night?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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