Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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