Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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