i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Blood and glitter go together right?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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