i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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